March 14, 2009

Today after playing scrabble me and my cousin asked my mom to take us to McDonald's to get a happy meal. When we got to McDonald's and ordered, the McWorker asked us if we wanted a mighty kids meal.

Little did I know that this important decision could affect the rest of my day. My options were get the mighty kids meal with either 6 piece chicken nuggets or a double cheeseburger while the happy meal only included a 4 piece chicken nugget or a hamburger/cheeseburger....

I am not complaining, well actually yes I am complaining. Why, when there are so many other things that college students should be focusing on, do universities still require a foreign language to obtain a four-year degree? Students are graduating without understanding basic fundamentals such as balancing a checkbook, changing the oil in a car makes it last longer and using a condom will not only prevent pregnancy but may also prevent diseases. Colleges fail to educate their...

This is reporter Kat Scratch reporting from Lelia Land where demon kitten has caused quite a commotion. For those of you who know our Lelia, you are aware that demon kitten came to her home several months ago and has tried her best (from attacking Lelia while she tries to eat and knocking her cereal and milk all over the computer to constantly being in heat and making hot love to Lelia’s good Vols bag while moaning loudly) to drive Lelia insane. Well tonight, she has finally succeeded. I am at...

This is Kat Scratch reporting again live from Lelia’s house where demon kitty has struck again just minutes ago. Glass fragments cover Lelia’s countertop and kitchen floor once again and she has uttered her second cuss word in less than 24 hours (yes folks it is hard to believe that our precious lovely Lelia even knows those words let alone has been provoked into screaming them).

It appears that demon kitten is actually possessed by the spirit of the great white tiger who hunts...